This week, I am the leading lady in a Lifetime movie plot – it would be a Hallmark Hall of Fame, but their characters are a little too naive for this storyline.
Our first daughter was born just before Christmas; during those hazy midnight nursing sessions, my husband and I discovered Fa-la-la-al-Lifetime. It beats infomercials and Public Television Membership Week hands down. These movies play 24/7 throughout the 6 weeks before Christmas and we have seen almost every one. There are 3 plot lines and the best ones feature actors from my teenage years (I never miss anything starring the kids from 90210).
One of my favorite story lines, and the one I am playing in this year, is the one where a beautiful single person (pretending to be undesirable) is tired of hearing their mom complain about their lack of spouse and they hire a companion for the family holiday festivities. I don’t want to spoil the end for you, so don’t’ read on if you prefer the suspense. They fall in love with their partner-for-hire and kiss under the mistletoe.
So, as you might have guessed, my version is a little different: my blind date for the holidays is a new miracle medication meant to sooth an ailing digestive system (I already have a handsome man friend). Scorned in the past, I was not hopeful. However, the last few good days have me skipping towards the mistletoe. On my new pancreatic enzymes, I have been eating without regret for the first time in 20 years. Cue make-over montage, I feel like dancing!
These movies (and med trials) usually have a bit of drama after that first longing-look, so I am waiting for the other Louboutin to drop. But I am hopeful, and isn’t that what this cheesy season is all about?
I hope Santa brings you and yours everything you’ve been wishing for, including a made-for-TV happily ever after.